I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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