Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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