I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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