So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
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