i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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