Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
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I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
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