I think im going to throw up on grandma
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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