Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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