have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
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So vagazzling was a success
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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