Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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