you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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