i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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