i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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