Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
She needs sedatives and a leash
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
where are my pants?
in the oven.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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