What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
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