I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
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so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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