Do vagina's smell?
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
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i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
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Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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