So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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