Apparently you make a good broom.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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