Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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