did you get engaged???
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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