their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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