here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
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So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
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