bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
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Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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