Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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