idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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