I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
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You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
tell me about the eggs
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