jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
His hands were made for my vagina.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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