do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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