Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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