Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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