The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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