Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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