Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
