you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Last night at McDonalds, you lied across the counter, pulled up your shirt and yelled "BODY SHOTS"...
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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