On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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