As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
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He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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