it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
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I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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