literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
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Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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