You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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