Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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