He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
