i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
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