At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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