Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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