I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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