I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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