My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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