How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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