i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
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In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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