Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
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I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
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I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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