I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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