There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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