it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
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I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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