in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
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You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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